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#quotes  #Tru  

jakemalik:

shopping with the girls <3 xoxo

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THE TRUTH

collegehumor:

A handy flowchart to answer the question once and for all.

Finish reading Should You Send That Dick Pic?

#Tru  

forever:

i like staying up at unhumanly hours but i also like getting 12 hours of sleep do u see my problem

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wizcoylifa:

dear coca cola company,

i drank some of your POWERADE drink and im still weak as fuck when will the power begin to kick in? please reply soon, i just sent a mass text to my entire school saying i would beat up the football team this friday

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whitewhine:

Get out of here, Less-Thans!

Like the site? You’ll love the book (probably)

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#me  

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fartgallery:

if youre wondering why im sewing all these tiny underwears and laying them on the floor its because i want all these spiders in my house to put them on. sick of them dragging their tiny spider dicks all over my clean floor

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gayindustrialcomplex:

reblog if you are sorry ms. jackson and also are for real

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meladoodle:

*forgets what im talking about halfway through a sentence*

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