*txts back 20 days later & picks up the conversation where we left off as if no time has passed and without an excuse*
My parents didnt let me watch winnie the pooh as a kid because he didnt wear pants
No one’s life seems great between midnight and 7 a.m. Go to sleep. Things will be better tomorrow.
do you ever get random bursts of confidence and plan to do something then later wither in shyness
one time we got a new kid in fifth grade and he walks right in and sticks his hand under the stapler and staples his hand and just looks at the teacher and goes “I’m going to the nurse” and leaves
WHY DON’T HUMANS HAVE A MATING CALL THIS FLIRTING THING IS SO FUCKIN TIRESOME